Captains Outrageous

A guard at the local poultry plant and on the outs with his lady Brett, Hap is stuck in a midlife rut. Suddenly, a dumb-luck act of rescue earns him and best pal Leonard a cruise down the Gulf to the Caribbean. But soon stranded in Mexico, Hap watches with growing alarm as hot-tempered Leonard buys an ugly hat, gets stabbed by a thug cop, and is saved from armed desperadoes by an old fisherman and his gorgeous daughter. Then things start to get perilous....